Player Pos G AB H 1B 2B 3B HR RBI AVG SLG
Total 18 705 244 200 55 24 22 103 .331 .638
1 Tv Remote 2B 17 73 27 29 4 2 0 4 .369 .589
2 Five Dollars C 16 69 30 25 9 2 2 14 .434 .826
3 Playboys CF 18 77 27 22 8 3 4 13 .350 .818
4 Lost Socks LF 14 65 22 23 4 0 0 5 .338 .477
5 Random Battery* P 9 39 12 11 4 1 0 7 .307 .564
6 Spoiled Milk SS 15 68 27 28 5 2 1 7 .397 .706
7 Wallet 1B 14 58 24 17 1 4 3 10 .413 .741
8 Phone Charger RF 10 48 14 9 5 4 1 6 .291 .729
9 Expired Cheetos 3B 15 69 27 16 12 2 3 16 .391 .841
10 Water Bottle 1B 12 50 18 11 3 1 4 8 .360 .720
11 Condoms* P 9 33 3 3 0 0 0 5 .090 .091
12 Cheese Sticks RF 13 56 13 6 0 3 4 8 .232 .554
Player G SO SO/G ERA
Total 18 263 14.6 5.04
5 Random Battery* 9 125 13.8 5.69
11 Condoms* 9 138 15.3 4.39
W L PCT RS RA AB H 1B 2B 3B HR RBI AVG SLG SO ERA
11 7 .611 103 91 705 244 200 55 24 22 103 .331 .638 263 5.04